Welcome to the new home of my blog.  Due to Myspace having transformed their hitherto usable and legible blogging tool into a bastardized Facebook as imagined by Helen Keller in a K hole, I’ll be moving as many as possible of my old TV & travel blogs over to this site in the next few weeks. I also plan to keep providing my typically angry reviews of BBC’s The Apprentice here.

The Guardian have helpfully provided a list of the latest bunch of stripy suited shits in the city who will be providing the cannon fodder to our favourited angry beknighted walnut face over the next few months.

Guardian Apprentice Preview

Don’t they look delightful? My own personal hate-dar has been sent a-twitching already by Ellie, the hard-faced (think Shirley the David Bowie lookalikie on Eastenders, but with a bigger Adam’s apple) hater of dolescum (disliking posh kids does not make her any more likeable); Jim (” ‘I’m not a show pony, or a one-tricky pony. I’m not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I’m definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires’) – crap equine analogies are so LAST year dahhling – and Vincent – who thinks he’s good-looking although he resembles a poundshop Robert Carlyle presenting Spanish Language news.

Anyhow see you here next week when the bile will flow freely.

Advertisements