First published 12th January 2011 on http://www.myspace.com/wivenhoefunnyfarm/blog

Apparently the latest casualty of the Big Brother House is pompous, stumpy hairbear Leo Sayer. Rather than climb over the wall or leave via the diary room, Leo is rumoured to have perm-vaulted to freedom, whilst screaming “See you in Rock and Roll hell muthafuckas!” His latest whereabouts are unknown, although Warwick Davis is rumoured to have acquired a new understudy for his role as Grumpy the bipolar dwarf in Milton Keynes’ annual panto.

Sadly this means that Leo won’t get to see the full extent of his enormous public popularity via the traditional route of eviction featuring baying mob with pitchforks and torches (I’m sure that will be especially reserved for Shilpa).

Will there be anyone left in the house by Monday? You don’t decide…

Seriously hoping for a mass exodus apart from Jade, Jack and Danielle. It will be at least a form of poetic justice for years of Big Brother making thick people pay extra to watch cheap, bland telly. Perhaps the final credits could start as the bulldozers moved in…

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